It's a bird, it's a plane... it's a bear?

There is a black bear loose in the city and has been spotted in Magnolia, Ballard and then Shoreline today as animal control has tried to track it down. I know bears are extremely dangerous, your kids probably shouldn't play outside at the moment and yadda yadda yadda but every time I hear about a new bear sighting I almost collapse into giggles because I get this mental picture of a bear in disguise hanging out at Cupcake Royale in Ballard trying to hide out from the authorities: